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sup,

rachi and i are settling into the new apartment. it's rad. i will post some pics very soon....right after i document all of the imperfections for the landlord on this here "inventory checklist." 

i leave for Denver in a week. 

i spilled some yogurt on the floor. 

i plan to buy the now not-so-new david sedaris book today for the vacation. 

i think i need to go sit on the beach in santa monica...hmmm...yes.

love you all. 

Dec 3 Crazies

Ever wear frosting as lipstick? Ordered "No Spin" golf balls off of Bill O'Reilly's online gift shop? Set the alarm clock for 9:15 AM to order from the McDonald's breakfast menu? If so, the Lord unites us as friends of heart and mind.
Donate to the Chrissy D. Must Purchase a Severely Over-Priced Mac Fund.
It's December 3 which means I am finishing finals and revising spreadsheets for Xmas gift giving. I am sealing my old gold in the Gold Kit evelope. I hope to make bank off of that ole Jesus Crucifix. The senior citizen on the television tells me so anyhow.
Responsibility, you see, is serious, especially at Xmas. In order to be an adult, you must learn to default on that mortgage, skip car payments, and pawn heirlooms in order to fill Jimmy's stocking. Xmas is the ultimate test of integrity as a parent.
I am not a parent. However, I want the babe of Apple, that icon of sin Mother Eve tossed back. Thus, I must sacrifice for the sake of a child. The power of the babe.

I have to finish this Target spreadsheet now. I suppose 1 PM is a good time for a shower...